Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!

Apne Fair hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai..
Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr
par girls hostel bana dena!!

One hand on pen, other on phone, One ear on lecture,
other on gossip, One eye on board, other on Girlfriend,
Which Ass says student life is easy?
We are very busy..!!!

Har gum ko pala nai jata,
Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata!

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai”

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Height of Shame.

At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road…
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Yesterday is for Memories;
Tomorrow is an Imagination;
But today is a Real Gift;
Have a pleasant day!

Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?
molvi: astagfirullah.
Girl: can i kiss a married man?
molvi: nauzubillah.
Girl: can i kiss u?
molvi: bismillaha.

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

boy askd his grlfrind
!
tumhari smile mcdonalds se aayi h kya?
!
girl-gets confused and ask
why?
!
boy -becoz i m loveing it.!

Na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai. :D

Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar
dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain
jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum
vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain

Hum App Ki Yaad Main Udas
Hain, Bas App Se Milnay
Ki Aas Hain, Chahe Dost
Kitnay Hi Kyon Na Ho,
Mere Liye To App Hi Sab
Se Khas Hain. Eid Mubarak
To My Cute, Sweet And
Special Friend.

Thandi ka 1 fayada hai ?
?
Kya soch rahe ho ?
?
Bas 1 hi fayada he ?
?
Garami nahi lagati.
"HAPPY WINTER SEASON...,"