Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai”

Srdr: Wo jo table pe admi betha h us se hamari dushmni h
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi h
srdr: Wo jis ki moochhein h
Frnd: Moochein to sub ki h
srdr: Wo jis k safaid kapre hn..
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi h
Srdr ne gusse me pistol nikali or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya h wo hmara dushman hai!

Sardar ne apni BHABHI ko khub mara.
Logo ne puchha Q?
Sardar-Yar,me jisse bhi puchhta hu ki
tum phone pe kisse bat kar rahe ho?
Har koi kehta
"TERI BHABH JI SE"

Ques: Sabhi jokes Sardaro par kyu bante hai?
Ans: Jab desh kamzor tha, to use apni Bahu-Betiyo ko bachane ke liye SIKHO ki zarurat thi. SIKHO ne raksha ki (Izzat Bachi).
Fir azadi me SIKHO ki zarurat thi, SIKHO ne apne yog me 86% hissa dia (Azadi Mili).
Fir Desh ko bhook lagi, SIKHO ne Gehu ugaya 90% Anaaj diya (Bhook Miti).
Ab desh hasna chahta hai to 90% jokes bhi Sardaro par bante hai.
Yaani Sardar hai to IZZAT, SURAKSHA, KHANA OR HASSI hai

Srdar apni khubsurt behan ke saath ja rha tha

Tabhi kuch ladko ne kaha:Kitni sunder biwi h yaar?

Srdar gusse me:Saalon,biwi hogi tumhari meri to behan h!